One of the problems with having a lot of complicated stuff going on in the background to keep your audience in suspense is that eventually you have to explain everything. I’m trying to keep the exposition concise and clear, but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“There should be a bridge somewhere under all this water”
“Guys! Routine #17…!”
“You’re telling me Hannibal actually fell for that cockamamie trap?”
“Like Nijinsky on a banana peel!”
“It all went according to plan!”
“Hannibal just LOVES submarines!”
“Pretty obvious, Peaches! Not up to your usual standards.”
“She’s been trying to kill him since they dated in college!”
It took a lot of thinking to come up with the best way to introduce the story’s Evil Mastermind. Since her secret hideout is in an old abandoned plantation, I was going to have her dressed like Scarlett O’Hara, but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
