Obama’s Pants

(October 6, 2009)

Surely you remember Bizarro, the Imperfect Duplicate of Superman who did the opposite of everything Superman did?  You don’t?  What do they teach kids these days?  Just take my word for it.  Everything Superman does, Bizarro tries to do the exact opposite.

Meet Bizarro Pundit.  Bizarro Pundit hates everything the President does.  Even if it’s something patriotic, like expressing a wish that the International Olympic Committee chose the United States for the site of the 2016 Olympic Games; even if it’s something sensible, like keeping the tires of your car inflated to the proper pressure to increase gas mileage.  Even if it’s something Bizarro Pundit himself was in favor of a week ago.